Animal Jokes
Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!
A: To get a mini soda!
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Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!
A: Orca-stras!
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
A: To get to the udder side.
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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
A: Fsh!
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Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
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Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.
A: A chili dog on a bun.
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Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.
A: At the hickory dickory dock.
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Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
A: The baaaahamas
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Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile
A: A crookodile
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Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.
A: A watch dog.
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Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
A: A lawn moo-er.
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Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lilly.
A: Lilly.
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Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.
A: He presses the paws button.
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Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!
A: To see the moosicals!
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Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan
A: A buff-a-loan
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Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story
A: Hiss-story
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Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!
A: A sunburnt penguin!
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Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.
A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.
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Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
A: The sound of Mew-sic!
A: The sound of Mew-sic!
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Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!
A: Take away the g!
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Q: Why did the lamb cross the road?
A: To get to the baaaaarber shop!
A: To get to the baaaaarber shop!
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Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
A: Squeaky clean!
A: Squeaky clean!
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Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A: A cow walking backwards!
A: A cow walking backwards!
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Q: Where do you put barking dogs?
A: In a barking lot.
A: In a barking lot.
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Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A road hog.
A: A road hog.
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Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
A: Fast food!
A: Fast food!
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A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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Q: What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?
A: Me-ow!
its tail?
A: Me-ow!
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Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
A: A gummy bear!
Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Friday!
A: His horse's name is Friday!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"
Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
A: Nice belt!
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.
A: He was a little hoarse.
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
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Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
A: Its shadow!
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