Johnny Depp Quotes collection for you

Johnny Depp Quotes collection for you

 Jack sparrow quotes is very famous, especially for girl and woman. With his handsome and romantic face, his sayings are very easy to remember. 

When I’m at our house in France I wholly cut myself far from the remainder of the planet. I ne'er got to hear phones ringing and that’s as a result of – and genus Vanessa would make sure this – phones area unit illegal from the house. we've got an attractive life and that i feel that disbursement time in France has simply calmed Maine down and created Maine stop worrying concerning things that aren’t very necessary. Johnny Depp

I 'd eff precisely the same. I wished to figure with Angelina and that i felt like I had an honest handle on the character. it had been not a personality that I’d very contend before. I don’t apprehend the most ingredient of success at the box workplace. I simply feel that’s not one thing I will do something concerning.Johnny Depp

 As a youngster i used to be therefore insecure. i used to be the kind of guy that ne'er fitted in as a result of he ne'er dared to decide on. i used to be convinced I had completely no talent in any respect. For nothing. which thought took away all my ambition too.” 

  Johnny Depp

 I was enraptured after they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." grownup men and ladies in positions of power within the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.” 

 Johnny Depp

One thing I will share with you today. Browse around this website to read more romantic love SMS.

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Travel to Thailand: Video guide for you

Thailand is a beautiful country in Asia, and it is very famous for travel. Its beach is alway full of sunlight, and Thailand have a lot of temple. You must spend about 2 week to travel all the place of Thailand. Here is the video guide, I share to help you to prepare your trip. Must watch carefully, because it will help you a lot of information of place, politic, and money in Thailand. Ok here we are:

Joke for kid are ready

Here are some clean jokes for kids  you will be like. Make sure you read them for your child before they go to bed. You will see the magical results.:

Animal Jokes

Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!

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Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!

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Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!

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Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.

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Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.

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Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas

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Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile

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Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.

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Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

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Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lilly.

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Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.

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Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!

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Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan

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Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story

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Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!

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Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.

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Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
A: The sound of Mew-sic!

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Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!

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Q: Why did the lamb cross the road?
A: To get to the baaaaarber shop!

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Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
A: Squeaky clean!

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Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A: A cow walking backwards!

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Q: Where do you put barking dogs?
A: In a barking lot.

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Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A road hog.

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Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
A: Fast food!

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A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.

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Q: What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?
A: Me-ow!

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Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Friday!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"

Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!

Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].

Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!

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Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!

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Cambodia (Asia) Vacation Travel Guide

Let's me introduce general about Cambodia. The kingdom of Cambodia is one of three nations within Indochina, like Vietnam. A fertile country with a friendly population that appears to have forgotten its recent dramatic history that comprised French colonial times,  the cruel rule of the Khmer Rouge  and Vietnamese occupation. Although Vietnam military help Cambodia's government to fight again the Khmer Rouge, but most of Cambodian are think that, their country was under aggression. But now, this is a peace country you will like. Here are video I share to help you take a quick look about Cambodia, and prepare your self for your vacation in this beautiful country.
Check it below:



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Traveler Around the World

funny story from Phaeton Publishing

I remember when I was a child, my father read one phaeton story. At this time I felt very excited. Yesterday I found a collection, and want to share with you now. 

Visit source site to read more about funny story. ok read my share below:

IT’S THE BUTCHER! An old woman was lonely. She decided to get a pet. She didn’t have much money so she went to a second hand pet shop. She saw many animals: a three legged cat, a dog without a tail, fish that could only swim backwards and a beautiful bird that could only say one thing, “Who is it?”. She decided to buy the bird. She bought a cage for her bird and went home. She put the bird by the door and went downtown to do some shopping. While she was gone, a man knocked on the door. “Who is it?” replied the parrot. “It’s the butcher,” he said. “Who is it?”, repeated the bird. “It’s the butcher,” said the man. “Who is it?” asked the parrot. “It’s the butcher!!,”, said the man angrily. “Who is it?” “It’s the butcher!!!!”, he screamed. “Who is it?” “It’s the butcher, the butcher, the butch...” Suddenly the butcher fell to the floor. He had had a heart attack. Later that day, the old woman came home and found the man laying on her doorstep. She opened her door and asked the parrot, “Who is it?” . The parrot replied, “It’s the butcher!”

Ha ha ha, very funny right? Follow my blog for more funny article. 

Vietnam Trekking Travel Video Guide

Utterly compelling  and Astonishingly exotic, Vietnam is a country of breathtaking natural beauty with an incredible heritage that quickly becomes addictive.
I was a backpacker in Vietnam in 2005 and I had a great experience. I learned a lot and I found the locals to be curious  and rather open . I guess everyone has reactions to different countries  and different experiences.
Here I will share a video guide you How to prepare to trek in Vietnam. It's very important to setup carefully for your trip. Let's see:

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